Awesome Things from McSweeney’s

Halo 3 Cheat Codes as Explained by a Neglected Girlfriend

Volleyball is an Awesome Sport and Your Mother and I are Getting a Divorce

The Latke Who Couldn’t Stop Screaming -aka an awesome chanukah gift for beth 😛

Signs Above My Halloween Candy: 1996-2006

Chain Restaurants
That Went Kosher.

BY JACOB STULBERG

Applebaum’s

Matzo Barrel

Red Snapper

T.G.I. Friday’s (until sunset)

Things That
Will Destroy
My Heterosexual
Marriage Long Before
Gay Marriage
Ever Will.

BY NICK SUSTANA

Overstock.com

Organic whole-wheat pasta

New Belgium Brewing Co.

The compost bin

Halo 3

Rabid dogs with chain saws for tails